The Daily Sentence

All people but the most bibliophilic are poor handlers of books, whom habitually shelve (instead of destroy) nearly nameless neophytic paperback volumes with as much care as they shelve (instead of breaking the spines of) tomes of obscure analytic academia, such as: Ralph Lewin's Merde: Excursions in Scientific, Cultural and Socio-Historical Coprology and John Gregory Bourke's Scatalogic Rites of All Nations. -Aaron DeWeese