The Daily Sentence

Prosy ratiocinating skeptical intellects and Bible thumping harp polishers— along with each opposing faction's brothers and sisters—that is the pinhead ignoramuses proclaiming pluralism—cannot appreciate the scatological piety of the unceremoniously endearing Rabelaisian; cannot comprehend the schizophrenic genius of the naissant neologist who proclaims "desobrietization!" after having applied it directly as a form of hermeneutical humor which at once pierces through; and most erroneously cannot appreciate the logodaedalus, themselves proclaiming him a pseudo-intellectual, not realizing he enriches language instead of impoverishing it as they so have done!  -Aaron DeWeese